Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.
Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!
When you buy something on amazon.
Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.
converted to automation.
Jobs in rural areas have started to be amazoned, so there are fewer jobs for people.
when you’re someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.
Person 1: yeah I’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on black friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic
When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.
"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."
1. Queen of the Amazon Girls Tribe
2. Strong female warrior/leader/ DA BOSS
3. A sexual lioness
4. Someone who spends too much time shopping on Amazon
The leader of our group is like an AMAZON QUEEN.
She is an AMAZON QUEEN in bed.
SHE BE DA AMAZON QUEEEEENNNNN.