Amazoned

To search for a product on Amazon.

I just Amazoned the replacement lid for my Crock-Pot.

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Amazon

An online shopping service founded by Jeff Bezos, who somehow manage to damage any package that you may order.

Friend "Hey dude did you buy something off of amazon?"

Me "Yeah dude but the box disintegrated by the time it got here."

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Amazon

A website that takes away jobs.

Amazon is ok but screws people over.

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amazon

(N.) A really big, tall woman.

-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.

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Amazon It

The act of purchasing something online you'd be too embarrassed to buy in public.

GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new dick book? It's hilarious. You should totally go to the store and get it!"
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."

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The Amazone

The state of mind you are in when using any online store, in particular amazon, and you buys a lot of things you don't really need.

Last night I bought like 25 albums off amazon, I was totally in The Amazone....

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amazon

1. South American jungles.
2. A well-known site that delivers music, movies, books, and other entertainment goods to your front door.
3. A large and/or super muscular woman. Basically, all women bodybuilders.

1. "Some bugs in the Amazon down south are downright nasty."
2. "Aww sweet. New Queens of the Stone Age albumk on sale on Amazon.com."
3. "Aww, man. Check out that luscious amazon bitch that just walked by."

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