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The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video
Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill
Emma:Hell No!
Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!
Aaron:*grabs lube*
A person who has no reason to leave the house, bathe, shave, or even change their clothes because that purchasable in life, which would normally take errands--and the social hygiene associated with same--can be ordered to their front door step from that "internet rain forest" which has all.
Dude, the dog smells better than you. When was the last time you showered?!
Dude: I think it was some time back in the "modem days" dude, I'm not sure! I'm an Amazon shut in!
Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.
Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!
When you buy something on amazon.
Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.
converted to automation.
Jobs in rural areas have started to be amazoned, so there are fewer jobs for people.
A slang term similar to Netflix and chill
Hey girl are you ready for some Amazon Prime and booty time?
When you've been buying all your stuff on Amazon and you forget where to find it in the actual store.
"Excuse me, I have Amazon Amnesia, where can I find the toilet paper? My Amazon subscribe and save isn't here yet and I'm all out."