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There are a few ways to be an athieest....
1: To be really annoying and make fun of people for their belife in god, or some other supernatural being. Therefore dicraseing all his/her athiest friends whom they are trying to impress.
2:To be a passive atheist, one who does not give a flying fuck about what everyone elce is beleving and just goes with what they think, and do not try to convince other to follow them.
3:To be poseur atheist, when you say you dont belive in god and yet you still go to church, youth group, ect. and while there ATTEMPT to act as if you dont care, but secrectly you do.
4:To be an on agian off agin atheist, this is an extemly annoying type of atheiest, this is a peson who will tell you they are an atheist as soon as they find out you are to try and impress you, then will later come and tell you that they have converted to christanity or some other religion. THEN will come and tell you, like three days later, then they are not back to being an atheist. (as if you care....)
the end.
1:Guy-"DUUUUDE YOU BELIVE IN GOD!!!!! WTF OMFG!!!! THATS SO STUPID, YOU KNOOOOW HE DOESNT FUCKING EXXXISSST!!!" pauses to take breath and turn to friends "Hey i sure told him didnt I guys?"
friends- "Yeah, whatever"
2: Guy- "Yeah im catholic, so what religion are you?"
Me-"Im an atheist."
Guy- "What?! You're going to hell, you know that right?!"
Me- "I dont really care..."
3:Some girl- "Yeah im like toatlly agenst relgion,its terible, and really dumb too, i hate those stupid idiots who belive in it...." *cries inside* "forgive me lord.."
4:Me- "Mhmm, im an atheist"
Girl- "Really....me too"
*three days later*
Girl- "Im sorry, dont get mad at me, im a catholic now."
me- "Its not like i care you know...."
*Two hours later...*
Girl- "OMIGOSH, religion is so stupid, i hate it (ect.)"
Me- "Will you make up your mind?!"
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1.One who is without religion
Despite common belief by stupid people, Athiests are not satanists nor are satanists athiests. Speaking as a Satanist we do not believe in god because we do not believe in any of the lie you have created for yourself. We do not believe that satan is a fallen angel or that other angels exist and there for no god. Its quite simple we believe that the race we worshipped as gods in Egypt, and many other early civilizations.
"Doesnt john want some mass?" "Naw hes one of them atheists folk"
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A person who rejects any deities (gods).
That guy is an atheist.
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Individuals who feel they are too intelligent to accept the concept of God.
"Hello darling, I am an atheist"
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Someone who says with their mouth that they have no god, but with their actions and attitude they worship themselves and thinks that anyone who disagrees is a complete moron.
Altough athiests love to shove the fact that "athiest" technically means without any god, the fact of the matter is that atheist worship themselves.
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One who won't go to the trouble to investigate that which is easily understandable when thoroughly researched and tested.
John: "Why are you an atheist?"
Justin: "I tried praying for a million dollars but never got it!"
John: "That's not the way it works - Read the scriptures and learn."
Justin: Awww... I don't have time for that crap! Besides, I'm reading 'The Da Vinci Code'!
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Atheistism is a religion. When we dress we wear hoods to respect out god. Our god is daddy Jake Paul and great uncle Pewdiepie. Our national anthem is “Bitch Lasagna” by Pewdiepie.
Teacher “Take your hood down”
Me “it’s my religion. It’s Atheistism”
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