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(US HISTORY) federally chartered bank. In 1863, the US Congress passed the National Bank Act that empowered banks with federal charters to issue currency backed by US Treasury securities.
National bank notes were issued until 1935; after 1928, they looked exactly the same as "national notes," or paper money circulated by the US Treasury.
(The US Treasury stopped issuing banknotes in 1971. Such notes were distinguished from federal reserve notes by a red seal and the absence of the legend, "federal reserve note" at the top of the bill).
Any national bank could issue currency equal in value to 90% of US treasury securities that it had on deposity with the Treasury. National bank notes initially had their own distinctive engraving, but after 1928 were visually almost indistinguishable from federal reserve notes.
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The bank wouldn't let me deposit a check without my Id or account info when I was in the drive thru.
FUCK the banK! FUCK this motherfuckin place. I hate this shit, i'm gon' drive off with the money capsule. This place pisses me off. FUCK the bank, let's GO!
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In poker, the total sum of money that an individual player has at his/her disposal.
I just doubled my bank roll.
My bankroll is sitting at 10k.
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A hapless chancer of sub-nominal intelligence commonly employed by the Bank of England. Exhibits all the characteristics of a spaz. Differentiated from run-of-the-mill retards by an inability to see the world outside the organisation that employs them. Unlikely to amount to anything of substance in said world.
Person A: Hey - that dutfield is a Bank Employee isn't he?
Person B: Man, yeah. He's a thick cunt.
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A loud, obnoxious person who often tries to act just like a stereotypical version of the race they're surrounded by
May or may not have a frighteningly large forehead.
Person 1: Did you see that Tyra Banks? She was talking ghetto slang to some black people, but started talking like a valley girl to a bunch of white folks
Person 2: I didn't notice. Couldn't stop staring at that fucking fivehead
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A mental collection of visual images one stores in ones mind to remember later for purposes of 'self pleasure' see: masturbation. Entered into the spank bank are an array of images of people (usually ones you want to bone) in either suggestive or totally non-sexual situations generally seen in real life.
Ie; a girl in a mini skit, a low cut top and/or heels/A girl waiting at a traffic light eating a lollipop. A girl bending over to pick up a coin. A girl at a club making out with another chick.
A guy doing push-ups at the gym. Guys at the office etc...
Nate: Damn! did you see that bitch eat that banana?
Matt: Hell yeah...she deep throated that shit!*...that's going in my spank bank.
Amber: ewe...you guys are sick!
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The phrase has to do with reliability. You can wager money on what will happen, and if you have inside information and you're 100% certain your bet is right, then your pay-off is assured; you might as well call it "money in the bank."
You can also use the phrase to describe someone who is very consistent in their behavior, because if you bet on him or her, you know you'll win. It's usually used in a positive sense to describe someone who always delivers and brings joy or victory. A synonymous phrase would be "reliably good."
The slang use of the term "money," as in "you are so money right now" is presumably derived from "money in the bank." It means not just excellence, but excellence demonstrated on repeated occasions, establishing a pattern of reliability. It can be used to compliment someone for just one instance of excellence, but it still implies that this one instance reflects on the excellence of the person's larger character, that they would be expected to be excellent again.
Yankee fan 1: Do you think Mariano can close this thing out?
Yankee fan 2: Are you kidding? He hasn't allowed an earned run in 2 years. Money in the bank, baby.
Indians fan (weeping): I am holier than thou in my suffering.
Yankee fan 1: Sorry, I couldn't hear you, Indians fan. The wheel of my victory chariot must have been lodged in your windpipe.
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