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Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 6, 2017


Serious Investor

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Did you see all those "Serious Investors" at the Luna conference?

by JWOKIN June 3, 2022


not serious

doing something or acting outta pocket.

"D2 smashed Riesha on that motive last night"

"RIESHA...that guy not serious"

by d2trappy May 22, 2021


Dope Serious

A remark to be used in response to people doing ridiculous things while high. It is typically used as a simple exclamation in reaction to nonsense seen at the sesh.

Kyle: “Yo chad just tried to unlock the crib with his car keys!”
Bradley: “Dope serious!”

by Lizard_cunt September 5, 2022


Serious Maged

when someone is being inappropriately serious in a otherwise non serious situation, so seriously they threaten violence and serious threats. They often view the internet as very SRYS BUISNSS, and take offense when you are being not school serious on the interwebs. They enjoy taking to a crowd of people that are on the same level of Magedy Seriousness, how often rare that is. Their favorite pastimes are checking Wikipedia for VAGRANTS AND HOOLIGANS as well. Your resistance makes their penis harder.

Man, that dude was a serious maged. Look at the way he pulled that knife on Carlos SpicyWeiner for telling that racist joke. He's a Danger to society, and he's dun goofed!

God I cannot Believe Carlos SpicyWeiner's Girlfriend, she ruined his vacation with all that drama she created with the seriousness. The monthly floodgates must have broken and the red river must be aflowing like the mississipah. i hope this drama doesnt affect this weekend, this maged isnt gonna blow up my fun.

A Maged is a latin slang term for killjoy, so in technicallity its a Serious Killjoy

by HeadMaster Bater July 27, 2010


In the box serious

Expresses how important or serious a matter is. It is used to show a higher level of importance than a saying such as "dead ass" or "dead serious."

I'm not playing, I will come for you. I'm in the box serious.

by Janet&Cassida December 21, 2017


Why so serious?

a line use by a convicted murderer in Sweden, who painted it on the bathroom where he killed his victim.

but if its a man is not clear as the convicted murderer has a "personal id" that only woman gets when they are born in this country. at least it used to be that way, afaik.

after the murder they had a investigation about the persons psysical health and it said that he was found "psychiacly good shape" or whatever you call it in english, a big joke imo.

minfil PUNKT org /7f2bh1e2b2/_rebro_TR_B73-18_Aktbil_46.pdf

"Why so serious?" EVIL FANTASIES FROM HELL!

by Jesus-saves July 24, 2018