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To verbally destroy someone. Term became widely used as a result of the British Soap Opera character Bet Lynch, a wise cracking barmaid famous for put downs.
Don't nit pick with them. Last time I did I got Bet Lynched.
Wagering on how long a newly-hitched couple is gonna stay married. Besides potentially being a significant drain on your financial resources, this unhealthy gambling practice can also reduce bladder-control while you're asleep.
Marriage is a very uncertain thing, so one would have no guarantee of coming out ahead with wed-betting. If it is difficult to resist the temptation just on its own, however, perhaps the prospect of having smelly dampened sheets and blankets could be emporium of a "supplementary" deterrent to prevent you from caving.
A bet you would take back if you could.
Since I don't welsh, I must pay this regret bet (sigh).
The phenomenon that occurs when an individual who owes you money (from a previous bet situation) repeatedly forgets to pay you back because he/she "forgot".
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Fine.
*next day*
John: Hey, do you have my money?
Calvin: Whoops I forgot, tomorrow for sure!
John: Worst Bet lag!
In poker, a Douche Bet is when a player bets the exact amount of money another player is holding in order to intimidate that specific player instead of just betting.
Because a Douche Bet is a very specific bet it usually takes additional time to count the opposing players chips and then counting out their own, waisting everyones time at the table.
If any player caught playing a Douche Bet all other players should state, "Douche Bet!". And for the rest of the night the player is now known as "Douche at the Table"
"How many chips do you have left?"
"75 dollars"
"then I bet 75 dollars!"
"What a Douche Bet..."
Eh??? What??? What does this mean??? Im sorry?? Huh??
No person would ever use Bets no Saucums in a sentence. No one knows what the thing even means.
When u can bet on that booty cuz it saves life’s
“I don’t own a pillow, my bitchs a booty bet, I sleep on dat shit”