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A person who always complains about everything and never shuts up; two faced; annoying as fuck; drama queen.
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I have three of them at home, a big black one, a bigger brown one, and a black and white one. They are up for anything I want to do any time I want to do it. They never complain about being hot or cold or wet or cranky or a bad day at work or with the kids. They don't care about anniversaries or birthdays or mothers day and they don't want a card, any gift is always welcome. They will lick my feet on a hot day right after I get my shoes off or cuddle all night to keep me warm and never complain that they are getting stiff and have to turn over.
All they ask is a bucket of cold water and a couple of bowls of dog food every day and they think I'm great. If I let them lick my plate, or if I take them 4 a walk or throw the frisbee they think I am a God. If anyone threatens me they will gladly take him on even if he is a catapillar tractor.
I don't know any woman that even aspires to this level of love, loyalty, dedication and commitment.
Bitch is a good thing.
A "Bitch". Funny you say "bitch" like it was a bad thing.
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1. Women in general.
2. A specific grouping or type of woman, acting in a manner that is generally irratating, slutty, whorish, or any other way. All women are bitches.
A great African-American poet put it best by saying:
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks/
Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick
Get's the fuck out after you're done/
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run...
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A human female that is considered irritating, bossy or annoying by a majority of people she is introduced to.
"Jeez, Ms. Wellman is such a bitch! She lost fourteen of my assignments this semester!"
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noun
1. the new black
2. (obsolete) a former term of approbation for a woman who acted too forward, self-assured; a woman who did not conform to the patriarchal dictate that women be quiet, submissive, and un-opinionated.
3. the female of a dog, fox, wolf, and sometimes other beasts.
Boy: "Why is that woman wearing such an heavy air of confidence and demonstrating such dead-on assertion?"
Friend: "Haven't you heard? Bitch is the new black."
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