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An ongoing comparison and contrast of two widely popular Manga metaseries.
Naruto, written by Masahi Kishimoto and Bleach, written Tite Kubo, are two popular Manga metaseries which were both serialized by the Shonen Jump magazine in 1999 and 2001 respectively. Viz Media, a major American anime and Japanese entertainment media company, serialized both series in 2003 (Naruto) and 2004 (Bleach). Both graphic novels were very well received and set records for graphic novel sales in the U.S.. Soon after, much animosity grew between devout fans of both series in a debate which has yet to be resolved over which of the two, Bleach or Naruto, is better. To the annoyance of the general public.
See: Narutard
Bleach Vs. Naruto
Narutard: Naruto is way better than stupid Bleach! "OMG! IKM A SHINGAMI WITH A BIG SWORD!
Sensible Bleach Fan: Well, I appreciate your opinion. But I still enjoy the more mature-
Narutard: KAGEBUSHI NO JUTSOOMG!111!!
Civilian who is tired of this bullshit: SHUT UP!!!
Note: Narutards are ravenous and almost inhuman when the subject of which Anime, Manga, or Yaoi fanfic is better. So approach with caution. (Unlike the more sensible Bleach fan)
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Chugging bleach (preferably Clorox or Tide) for charity.
Timmy: Hey mom! I'm gonna go chug bleach for charity!
Mom: have fun son, now don't kys.
The more kid friendly version of Kill Yourself. It's more powerful than Go Commit Die, Go Commit Neck Rope, and Go Commit Reverse Alive Combined.
Kid 1: Kill yourself.
Kid 2: You want me to do it?
Kid 1: What are you going to do?
Kid 2: Oh, nothing.
Kid 2: *whisper* Go Commit Bleach Drink
Kid 1 dies of heart attack.
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V. the action of either 1. ejaculating into your own hair or 2. having a male friend ejaculating in your hair in order to achieve the "bleach blonde" hair color
Friend 1: Dude, I'm considering bleaching my hair
Friend 2: Bro, I bleach your hair for you-no homo though
Anal bleaching cream is a cream that you can apply to the anus, vagina, and/or nipples to lighten darker than usual pigmentation. You really should try to stay away from any creams that include hydroquinone as this is a potentially dangerous ingredient.
Anal Bleaching, as described on Dr. 90210, is a growing trend where people that have darker pigmentation use a bleaching cream or skin lightener to lighten the areas around the anus and the vagina.
An example of anal bleaching cream would be a product called Lakshma anal bleaching cream.
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not wanting to depress someone when they are happy or thinking that they are right about something
Im soooo in love with Susie Salmon, she is Perfect"....
"Well I hate to bleach your rainbow but Susie Salmon has Herpes!!!!"
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South Park is all white and then there is Token.
The actor who plays Black Panther has ex-girlfriends and the list of them is bleach white!
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