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Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, smoking a crack pipe.
" Did anyone see where the pipe went?"
" Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"
The art of getting head while taking a dump in a port-o-potty, preferably on a construction site.
Cori is taking a shit in the port-O-potty, B. Swindle gave him a blueberry blumpkin to show his undying affection
Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.
Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.
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Basicallly while you are getting a blumpkin you are reading a magazine and smoking a cigarette.
Tony: Yesterday I was taking a shit, smoking and reading a magazine and got my first Rose Blumpkin
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The act of receiving oral-sex while having explosive diarrhea.
Guy: Dude, your sister got drunk and gave me an Ultra Blumpkin last night.
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Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!
Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"
Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"
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a variation of a blumpkin where a girl performs fellatio on a guy taking a dump, then inserts an enema during climax.
the warm soda in that enema really peps me up...nothing like a power blumpkin to start your day.
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