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Daamn That hot short girl that likes to party it out . People say that shes shy but when hey get to know her there out of words. She has a lot of friends and they all like her . The school flirt that doesnt really go out with guys but can sure do.
Aww Look at her shes soo nice and sweet
Daang The frinking flirt!!
That girl is sooooo HOT she must be a Carolina Marie
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a perfectly good cooter, opposite of a bat cave.
a penis's bestest friend forever. aka. BFF
Sydney and Maddy do NOT have carolina cooter, there's are stinky.
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Big haired Southern girl, typically blonde, who never leaves the house without full makeup and hair, a wallet full of daddy's money and a new car she doesn't make payments on with a palmetto sticker on the back. Will marry a white bread Southern USC graduate and take out a large add in the paper announcing their engagement. Will produce female offspring named Mary Stevens, Anna Grace or a combination of the two and force said child to wear tacky hair bows and boutique dresses with crocs. Boys of the species wear white or pastel shortalls until their voice changes. Older versions of these women can be found driving SUV's their families can't really afford, wearing expensive large glasses to replace the hairbows of earlier days and pulling through the coffee shop drive thru.
"Did I take a wrong turn onto Wysteria Lane?"
"No Chad, it's just a bunch or Carolina Girls getting ready to go into Piggly Wiggly"
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When a woman is taking a shit and a horny man with a boner comes up to her and ejaculates into her vaginal cavity whilest she is taking a shit.
Dayne: Oh. DAMN. I heard that Pablo gave Marsha a South Carolina last night.
Fin: NIIIIIIICE...
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A state that just simply is awful. One of the few asshole states who winters can get to single digits and summer to triple digit temperature. the people are mostly rednecks and hillbillys. they brag about how much laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnndddddddd theey have and yes they say and spell it like that.If u go there everyone has too buttfuck UNC basketball since they cant get into a Private college like Duke. Horrible education and schools. Illegal drugs and alcohol are a daily part of life. Unfortunantly i was born in this state and until Im 18 i am stuck here. At least its not Alabama is the only bright spot of this state
man from North Carolina : Howdy duddy partner, sweet tea and watch UNC game.
Man from somewhere with class: WTF is sweet tea?
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It’s a literal shithole, get out while you can
You live in North Carolina? Damn, I feel bad for you
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When one defecates onto one of two hands then proceeds to warm with hair dryer and finally slaps a desired person on the face.
I lost my hair dryer, turn on the oven so I can heat up my Carolina Flapjack.
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