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When you accidentally borrow your friend Diana's Chap Stik only to find out she has started performing fallatio on her Iranian boyfriend so it tastes funny.jizz lipsmilk suckerpersian fobpersian heat tentknob gobbling cum guzzleriranian goggles
Diana's chap stik tastes like Shaheen's iranian heat tent.
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A female who is bi-sexual or still sexually confused but will only 'make out' with the opposite sex. Usually they can be characterized as a 'lipstick lesbian' meaning they look and act very feminine. Many times, a chap-stick lesbian will only display homosexual behavior for shock value or to impress her peers.
Guy 1: "Dude, Sarah is so hot"
Guy 2: "Is she only into chicks now or what?"
Guy 3: "Naw, she's a chap-stick lesbian, go talk to her"
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Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)
In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.
You're welcome.
The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.
1. Leaving one’s pants behind after roadside sex.
2. A quasi-violent homosexual act involving a silver spur, a man virgina, and sour skittles. Requires pringle claw.
Tim completely de-chapped somewhere between Pinto Ranch and Hatchet Resort.
A situation that irritates a woman beyond belief.
Michelle: It really chaps my tits when there is a line at Starbucks.
when eating cancer hard some snacks
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gisteren assie gepoft en chappings gezet met me neef was kk goeie
The act of applying chapstick to your asshole in preparation for a spicy shit, in an effort to reduce the burning sensation that often accompanies dumps containing spicy food.
I spent some time chapping, before sitting down to excavate the Firey Doritos Los Taco with added jalapeños from my bowels.