A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.
An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends
Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!
Me: Nice. What game was it?
Friend: Oh, it was chess.
Me: You wet wipe.
a game where 2 kingdoms fight each other while being figures
pawn being the seemingly useless but has tricks up its sleeves
knight being the coolest, winning by taking L's
bishop go diagonal
rook be going straight and sideways
queen being everything except for knight, its too cool to take L's
king being the fucking crybaby that needs protection and somehow s the most significant one on the board
checkmate, castling, you get the idea
do the funny botez gambit for cool
"chess"
"chess"
chess is food and you CAN have sex with it
i want to f*ck her like my chess
All the geeks congregate here. They also play D&D. They will ask to play chess and then beat your ass with a smirk on their face.
Person A: Eyo Colin wanna hang out?
Colin: Nah man I got chess club
a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it
random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"
A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.
random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham
A niche sport where you box someone and play chess
"Did you watch that chess boxing tournament?"
"Yeah man, it was crazy."