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Chess

A “sport” which became largely popular in recent times because all of the popular kids in school started playing it.

An excuse for the wettest wet wipes out there to make friends

Friend: Let’s go! I just destroyed this noob!

Me: Nice. What game was it?

Friend: Oh, it was chess.

Me: You wet wipe.

by Fr*nch Weirdo 69 May 15, 2023


chess

a game where 2 kingdoms fight each other while being figures
pawn being the seemingly useless but has tricks up its sleeves

knight being the coolest, winning by taking L's
bishop go diagonal
rook be going straight and sideways
queen being everything except for knight, its too cool to take L's
king being the fucking crybaby that needs protection and somehow s the most significant one on the board
checkmate, castling, you get the idea

do the funny botez gambit for cool

"chess"
"chess"

by Cloudy_yduolC April 22, 2022


chess

chess is food and you CAN have sex with it

i want to f*ck her like my chess

by i-f*cked-maverick November 24, 2022


Chess Club

All the geeks congregate here. They also play D&D. They will ask to play chess and then beat your ass with a smirk on their face.

Person A: Eyo Colin wanna hang out?
Colin: Nah man I got chess club

by Beehive Babe June 21, 2022


got ham chess

a chess youtuber who has a lot of ham on it

random noob: "who are you watching"
gotham sub: "got ham chess"

by Tyym October 26, 2022


got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

by Tyym October 25, 2022


Chess Boxing

A niche sport where you box someone and play chess

"Did you watch that chess boxing tournament?"
"Yeah man, it was crazy."

by A Schlatt Fan December 27, 2022