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The result of attempted vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis. Consequently the male and female genitallia rub against each other like soggy noodles.
Sam was so hammered that night that the only action he got was an embarrasing Chinese rub.
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A bent, smashed, or slightly torn cigarette.
Person1: Damn, I sat on my pack of cigarettes.
Person2: Hah! Now you have to smoke those Chinese cigarettes.
Specifically when a girl invites you to eat her out.
“Dude I went over to Carley’s house after she invited me for some Chinese cuisine!”
The act of ejaculating into partner's eyes, causing a stinging sensation, thus making the victim squint their eyes like an asian.
-HUHhHHGH-
Uh fuck it burns....! Did you really have to give me the Chinese Pineapple?!
Any place that is so crowded that you can't walk around without bumping into someone else.
I wanted to hit the gym until I saw that it was a Chinese Market in there
When a Chinaman creates something that looks legit on the surface, but has no real substance in reality. Examples include renovating only the front facade of an otherwise crumbling building, or baby formula that is laced with melanine (which causes kidney stones and/or death) to boost the protein content when tested for nutrition. Done to look good on paper, but with detrimental results.
Vince: Hey man, you bought a Nintendo Wii?
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..
As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.
The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.
Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!
When you get that reach around from your favorite Chinese person or masseuse.
Yo, I got this great Chinese hug at the end of my masseuse session.