A dick the is very wide but but long at all
Bob: "have u seen rian's dick pic it's going around"
Fred : "ya it's so small"
Bob: "ya I no he's got such a chode"
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When someone reaches unimaginable levels of being a shmuck and a douche
Guy: Sir I think you need a wrench not a spatula to fix a engine
Chode: Fuck you, it's my car I'll fix it how I damn please
Guy: (walks away) What a fucking chode
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A dick that is very short and wider than it is long
Jeremy Savaria has such a chode!
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Human being that is unliked by the majority of people.
Jack: yo did u see Benny today
Jonathan: yea I saw him down the hallway, but Iβll warn you heβs a real chode
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A dick that is as big around as it is long. Usually fat people have chodes.
Dang! That guy has a chode! I couldn't even go down on him!!
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