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She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
She’s the hottest person on earth, she has big titties and a cute smile.
Her name is quite rare in America, but quite popular in Norway and Germany.
It’s pronounced “christy-Anne” for all the retards that fuck it up all the time. All I gotta say is suck my dick.
If u like a girl named Christiane, she probably falls in love to quickly and likes u too, so ask her out!
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The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Beautiful, both inside and out. He has an amazing sense of humor, although it is kind of twisted at some times, but he can lighten any mood in a matter of seconds. Makes everyone feel like they're insanely special. Did I mention he's insanely ADORABLE and CUTE, usually Irish. Super good at sports- one and all, but especially basketball. Superhumanly smart. Doesn't usually like anyone, so if you're lucky enogh that he falls for you... take him and NEVER let him go. Talk about imensely perfect???? Best Guy EVER to walk the Earth, along with Jesus <3
girl: hey :)
christian: hey, can i ask you something?
girl: sure
christian: i really don't like people often, but you are just amazing and I really like you.. and I was wondering.. do you li-
girl: OH MY GOD, YES! you're amazing and I like you too!
or
Girl 1: did you see that super cute kid shooting hopes?
Girl 2: yeah, he didn't miss any shots!
girl 1: damn, he's a real Christian!
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(for the record, I don't hate Christians, I hate Christianity and what it does to people. If you wanna hate on that, have at. It's what I believe. Go ahead, tell me, once again, that I don't have the right to believe it. Everything in this article comes from survey and research.)
People who believe in the fictional compendium otherwise known as the Bible. Many Christians push their beliefs on others, and will go so far as to insult others for their beliefs and practices.
All Christians falsely believe that they were persecuted throughout history, however, in all actuality, Christians slaughtered thousands upon thousands of 'non-believers', and when they had successfully killed off enough 'non-believers' to the point that they could be considered the ruling religion, they input fictional tales of martyrdom into popular literature.
Christians were respopnsible not only for most of the religious wars throughout history, but also the torture and murder of innocent people all the way from 'witches' to Native Americans. For centuries, Christianity justified rape, slavery, child murder, theft of civil and natural rights, persecution of minorities, and closed mindedness. Even today a good portion of these things are still upheld by Christianity.
America in a largely Christian nation, and although Barak Obama has been pinned by some as a Muslim, there is no reason to believe that America has ever had a non-Christian president. As a result, religious legislation is common in America, which is supposedly a 'secular country'.
The other day, I was called a 'hopeless sinner' by a Christian when I told them I didn't want to engage in their church Bible study.
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A psychological disorder that affects millions of people around the globe. Symptoms include the belief in imaginary friends-- one of which is called "God". People affected by this disorder generally attempt to spread the disease by word of mouth to any people that are not deaf. People who have Christianitis are dualists who believe that the only correct information in the universe comes from a single book. This book was supposedly written by the primary imaginary friend called "God" and is based not on scientific fact but rather on fairy tales and fantasy. The characters described in this book, which people who have Christianitis believe to be factual beings, have life spans of several hundred years and are sometimes capable of rising from the dead. No, the characters are not zombies, they are portrayed as humans. Christianitis is now a pandemic and the only known cure is logic, reason, and science. However, most cases of Christianitis are too far developed to be cured.
George W. Bush, Pat Robertson, and many others have Christianitis.
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As a Christian, I have always believed that I am better than no one else, that everyone, including me, is a sinner, that I am far, far, far from perfect, and that we should love everyone as our brothers and sisters. Someone said that 90% of Christians are sinners, but in reality, EVERYONE is a sinner. It's HUMAN NATURE. I have always tried to not have a "holier-than-thou" attitude, and I try to be a kind person to everyone, Christian or not, and I never force my beliefs on anyone. A lot of non-Christians have a stereo-type that Christians are these weird breast-beating, self righteous people, but those people are just the people who think they are Christians and they do negative things, so of course the media is going to portray Christians in a negative way, since the media is so secular these days. I try to go against the stereotype that Christians have a holier-than-thou attitude by treating others with the respect they deserve. Oh yeah,
CHRISTIANITY IS NOT A CULT. At least, not in the negative sense of the word.
I try to be a kind, non-agressive person to show others that non-Christians are not the way the media portrays them to be.
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The most unproven and contradictory religion ever created. Many christians are good people, very friendly, but also very ignorant. They don't understand how foolish it is to follow something that can never be proven. They tend to be nominal, since there is no way to ever be a true christian. God tells them to love everyone, and also to not love homosexuals or other religious believers. There is no way to be a true christian following every single law.
In my opinion, why waste your life worshipping a god that you cannot prove exists, only to find out that you wasted much of your life going to church and other activities that christianity forces you to do? A better religion that is commonly thought of as evil is satanism. No, satanists do not worship satan, or any other higher god or evil diety. They believe in human nature, doing what is right because it is right, and taking responsibility for your actions. That sounds like something to believe in.
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a young kid who dose not yet know where his life will lead him , a sensitive and emotional kid who will cry through any sad movie you put him to. loves soccer , likes to express himself in songs, drawing , and singing , loves to look up in the sky at night through his window open to feel the breeze , belives in wishes comming true at 11:11pm , sweetest kid who girls love and call cute all the time , will never hurt you , when he loves you , you can tell he'll make you happy on how hard he tries , takes alot to earn his trust , someone who is funny but shy alot , been through alot with relationships and family , likes to spend his free time on friends or excersing , thinks alot about the world and how it became , thinks about how he got to this point , loves alot of people but when he has his eye on a girl he will do anything for that one girl to be his , a real sweetheart
the new kid christian is a real kid who you always dreamed for , hes my perfect type.
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