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The impact your social activity has had on the spread of coronavirus
Jack's been having way too many barbecues... his corona footprint must be awful by now!
The toilet inspired hole dug in your yard for social distancing guests in your yard, to keep them from contaminating your house and bathroom.
Gary : Hey Rod, thanks for inviting me over for some patio margs. Can I run inside real quick and take a piss?
Rod: Nah just use the Corona Hole over there by the fence. I just dug a new one today so it’s all you. I’ll throw you some hand sanitizer.
Corona reality is realizing that you actually have failed at raising your kids to fend for themselves. A moms Corona reality may be that her ex is and always was a jerk and the kids are Entitled
I am so tired of finding my Corona Reality. I want kids that help around the house and are not so entitled !
When you haven't been able to go out to get waxed or shaved your nether regions due to the coronavirus lockdown and things are getting sasquatch-ey down there.
Havent gotten a wax since lockdown began, headed to the salon to tame my raging corona coochie!
When the boys take turns locking lips with a designated homie before he gets tested for COVID-19, making this singular test relevant for everyone involved. A great way to save time and valuable tests, while simultaneously providing a great bonding experience for the squad.
Brendan: “man wtf! I just walked in on Taylor and Foshee making out in the basement bathroom”
Evan: “nah don’t trip it’s just corona smooches man. they say it’s a safe and responsible alternative to widespread testing”
Brendan: “I just don’t get why there has to be so much hand play...”
When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).
Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.
Rolling Rock with Lime Juice
I can't afford Corona so i buy Rolling Rock and add Lime Juice to make a Kansas Corona.