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Cap’n Crunch

Someone who is the overlord of capping, can’t seem to keep it 100.

Goddamn Evan is Cap’n Crunch, buddy is the biggest capper in the whole world.

by Chettywapper November 4, 2019

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Butternut Crunch

When a chick gives a man a blowjob and has a mouth full of cum. She then chews the man's balls.

Sofia smiled as she heard Andrew screaming with pain and pleasure after a hard Butternut Crunch.

by Harry Toba February 3, 2014

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Bajina Crunch

a delectable delicious vagina that is beautiful (bajina). there is left over toilet paper crumbs in her bajina creating an extra crunch and more zesty flavors.

Kole has bajina crunch for breakfast this morning.

by purplednurpled November 28, 2022

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Crunch Bar

A mentally challenged, homosexual black simp

That kid shaunaniqua is a major crunch bar

by Poptartnigga March 16, 2020

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Mini Crunch

A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.

Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house

Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait

Justin: What is it now?!

Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!

Justin: What? Why?

Nick: Mini Crunch

Justin: Why are you my friend again?

by totallynotchris March 28, 2010

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Beef Crunch

The act of flagellating and wafting the smell with the upward and downward movement of performing a "crunch."

So, I ate 4 fiber one bars before performing my ab workout at the gym today. I tell you I had the worst "beef crunches."

by Crisco and Sir-Minks-A-Lot August 13, 2011

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Capin' Crunch

One bad ass motha fucka with the best cereal eva! with the most crunchy crunch within this crunchy galaxy. And he WILL crunchatize your ass.

Dude, have you had capin' crunch? that shit is crunchy!

by Dylburger February 6, 2010

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž