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Mr crust

my friend woppemz is Mr crust btw so ask him

maaa ma dis man lookin like he all crustee an shit ma-. Mr crust

by GOOBERT IN ALL CAPS January 22, 2022


cotex crust

The lowest form of white trash.

Dude your drunk crackhead pedophile father is a real Cotex crust

by Jkdragon March 25, 2014


crust dragon

when you cum on any surface and let it roll down the object ( Vertical) and let it dry till crusted

i forgot to clean up after a wank session and i left a nasty Crust Dragon on my wall,Blanket ect

by Member_That_One_Guy December 28, 2016


CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 8, 2010


air crusting

when you curl up in a ball with your rectum skywards and you poop

birds were attacking me so i started air crusting

by crusterizer April 6, 2013


chicken crust

when you masturbate and ejaculate at a faster rate and cum on some chicken (this can be precooked or before heated) then leaving the semen to harden until you have some nicely cum glazed chicken. there are also sub-versions of this for example the chicken nugget crust or the chicken tika misala crust

“yo man i had some of dat good good chicken crust last night bro”

ay you’re on some different shit blud

by KINGNUTSACK December 12, 2019


Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 9, 2019