Jc CuBaN

An idiot with a stupid name.
Smells funny and can't spell.

^rofl..........no.

that is not a real definition,you cant fool me boy!

EDIT:here is the real definition of my name,
Jc and CuBaN.my intials are the same as Jesus Christ,pimp!
but im Julio Castillo

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Half Smoked Cuban

A lonely stool left unflushed in a toilet much to the surprise of the next user

"Steer clear of trap number three, someone's left a half smoked cuban in there"

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cuban number station

It is not known exactly what they are there, but its pretty much transmitted enigma in CW mode and then a bunch of numbers (in Spanish) in AM mode. It sounds like a female computer voice.

Cuban number stations can be monitored all across North America.

CUBAN NUMBER STATION COMMON JAMMING FREQUENCIES:

3060 (very common on the 6.6 MHz pirate radio band also)
3090
3292 6867 7648 8790 11215
3410 6872 7682 8873 11468
3444 6888 7726 8980 12144
3926 6890 7743 8992 13373
40176892 7755 9120 13419
4020 6920 7845 9140 14180
4027 6933 7860 9237 14736
4174 6935 7887 9251 14770
4601 6983 7890 9255 14825
4610 6953 8010 9330 17425
4328 6942 8018 9925 17520
4479 6768 6995 8066 10125 18035
5087 6778 7425 8126 10180 18434
5118 6787 7435 8136 10270 20316
5135 6797 7480 8150 10345 21865
5407 6800 7482 8165 10510
5415 6825 7520 8186 10713
5417 6840 7525 8240 10865
5420 6856 7580 8380 11125

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Cuban pussy whistle

A rare and Inconspicuous combination of words to signal to your friends that there is a foursome/threesome/orgy afoot and they need to get there ASAP

Phone rings......
Jeff: hello?
Tom: Cuban pussy whistle!!
Jeff: I’ll be there in 5

.....Phone call ended

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Cuban Missile Crisis

When you want to have a circle jerk, but you only have two participants. Tensions mount as the two males face each other and begin to masturbate, waiting to see who will shoot first. Bonus points are awarded if one of them has a cigar.

I was bored the other day, so I asked my roommate if he was up for a game of Cuban Missile Crisis.

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Cuban missile crisis

The sudden and extreme need to defecate brought on by the nicotine in a strong cigar. This is an instantaneous and unavoidable date with the porcelain throne.

Darrin suddenly jumped up and yelled "Cuban Missile Crisis" as he raced for the bathroom.

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cuban american princess

a cuban american princess (c.a.p)
is a girl usually 10-25 years old who relys on her daddy to buy her what ever she wants. she has a huge quince and a even bigger wedding. she speaks preppy spanglish and wears onlyabercrombie and hollister. just like a j.a.p} but hispanic and better

omg shes such a cuban american princess, her quince was HUGEEE

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