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Daniel

A Daniel is a tease.

There isn't any easy way to explain this, but that inexplicable curiosity you gather around a piece of news is something the Daniel feeds on. For those concerned about this, fear not, it is the most friendly kind of creature one stumbles across and will defend you from invisible purple bastards, you know, the kind you have had to deal with your entire life as a character in Planetside.

Some leading researchers on the Daniel have discovered this process of feeding is akin to Photosynthesis in the same way the plant traps protons of energy into its cell organelles, the Daniel will also feed off your curiousity by trapping it in his cells. Unfortunately for the Daniel, this curiousity - sustenance- causes itchiness and a large rash of poka dots escapes onto his arms if he has absorbed too much of your curiosity.

The Daniel has become a specialized creature of the tease, as explained above, his very being is intertwined with the act of teasing.

'Tell me! Tell me what is going on?!'

'I could, or I could not.'

'Oh you are such a Daniel!'

*Poka dots form on his arms

'Got ya!'

by Sliceoflive May 29, 2014

13πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Danielle

A Danielle, is a person that can keep a conversation going with only a smile and a laugh. The brown golden curls lay perfectly on her head, so that each curl glistens in the sun. A Danielle is a person that dresses absolutely gorgeous and everyone breaks their necks when they see her. Believe it or not, she like to do drama. A Danielle might sound pretty and great, but her bad days aren't good. You don't want to see her sad in public. But an overall Danielle is cool, fun to be around, outgoing, and the most awesomest person. A Danielle is a crazy, make you laugh all the time person.

If I don't start being Danielle, I won't get anywhere in life.

by Laaatricity September 4, 2011

37πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Daniel

Who hurt y’all like c’mon now

Daniel is a guy who did nothing wrong but live

by AGuyNameDan August 4, 2020

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Danielle

An amazing beautiful girl who makes you happy all the time and who you love more than anything else that you never want to let her go.

I would do anything to be with Danielle right now dude.

by jakisabeast October 27, 2011

28πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Danielle

Danielle is a girl who goes to my school, shes a brunette with blue eyes. She's GORGEOUS.

She's so nice and funny and she has such cute freckles.
She absolutely hates her middle name (Roselyn) but i think it's amazing. I <3 her. She knows this but she doesn't know how amazing she really is. I'd do anything to hold her tiny hands and be with her 24/7. My Dani, I'm in love with you, and your purple plaid backpack ;)

What do you think man, Danielle.

by justanotherguy13 April 13, 2011

48πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


daniel

fat kid that look like that turtle from mario

daniel is gay

by daddy6996\ November 9, 2018

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Daniel

That one quiet kid that is actually a ninja and steals your shit (not literaly because thats gross) he is also short.

That guy stole my shit like if he was a Daniel.

by Annonomys Dumbass December 8, 2015

10πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž