jersey upper decker

Same as the standard upper decker except you eat a 20-pack of White Castles first and then take the massive dump in the tank. when the next poor slob flushes, the smell from the dirty water will cause an uncontrollable craving for White Castles.

When my ass was about to explode from that 20-pack of castles I ate, I gave marco's toilet a jersey upper decker.

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double decker biscuit

A beautiful amazing piece of art like me. Also fucking delicious.

"Skye be lookin like a double decker biscuit."

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Upper Decker Chowder

After taking a dump in the 'upper' part of the toilet (the tank), the individual is so famished he must dine on his own soup!! Thus..."upper decker chowder"

Man that food Ryan made went right through me...but I wanted to be sure I got all my nutrients so I dined on my own Upper Decker Chowder

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Daniel Decker

A guy who is madly in love with a girl named Jessica.

Hey do you know Daniel Decker?

Yeah I do, isn't he in love with that girl Jessica?

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upper decker

to leave a nice steaming terd on the toilet seat, enhancing the savory odor for the next user of the john; especially irritating to females, dudes not so much. Not to be confused with a Back Door Bandit which involves removing the lid of the reservoir tank and much better balance

eww, gross!!! some fuckwad left a upper decker in there!!!!! take me somewhere to tinkle, dammit!!

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Spareroom upper decker

When you sleep in a spareroom and masturbate in between the pillowcase and pillow. Leave your secretion and dont tell anyone.

Defined: I slept at joespehs house and left a spareroom upper decker

No one ever washes the pillows.

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double decker pussy

have two girls that are capable of shooting cum then have them cum and somehow put their pussies together and mush the cum together and then put some ham and mayo and lettuce and tomatoes in between their pussies and a guy eats all of the food with the chicks cum all over the food it makes a double decker sandwich; sort of; and has all the oozy cum you can eat...
double decker pussy is a great snack

stephanie and emily cummed on each others pussies and it was goey and then they put sandwich items in between their pussies and cody ate it all and puked on their titties
double decker pussy is a great snack

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