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Mad scientist archenemy of the superhero Spider-Man; originated in Amazing Spider-Man #3. Named because his powers consist of four robotic tentacle-like arms, which were welded to his body in a laboratory accident. Played by actor Alfred Molina in the second Spider-Man movie. A much better supervillain than Venom, in my opinion.
All superheroes have archenemies: Superman has Lex Luthor, Batman has the Joker, and Spider-Man has Doctor Octopus.
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How idiots spell "Doctor Octogonapus".
Person A: Have you seen the Lazer Collection!?
Person B: Yeah, I have... I like Doctor Octagonapus the best lol
Person A: It's F*ING SPELLED "OCTOGONAPUS"!!! With an O, not an A!!!
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Giving your boss the excuse of a doctors appointment when actually going to a job interview.
Employee: Has anyone seen Dan today?
Boss: He said he had doctors appointment, but it sounds to me like a "doctors interview".
A person who is unusually dirty, scummy, or all around nasty
man, did you smell that fucker?
Yea, he's one hell of a slop doctor
A quirky, sexy controversial new kind of female physician who offers chardonnay vaccines to treat and prevent COVID rather than the current FDA approved options. Doctor Jennys recruit patients using ride share apps and Bumble. Doctor Jennays are known to casually vape during patient consultations or sip on white claws during examinations. Doctor Jennys are the Covid 19 update to the naughty nurse cliche whose unorthodox vaccine methods are sending many clients to rehab with COVID.
“Yo my new doctor is one of those Doctor Jennys bro, she didn’t remember I was her Uber driver last week and invited me up for a hookup then had no idea who I was when I came in for my COVID vaccine. For reals she vaccinated me with white wine instead of the COVID vaccine, winked then asked if I deliver for Uber eats on my way out.”
“Dr Jenny will cure all of your ailments and then some haha”
Colloquial term for medical professionals at the forefront of a cultural phenomenon indigenous to Kingston, Jamaica. These individuals are residents-in-training who concurrently promote social events with equal vigor. It is not abundantly clear to the untrained eye whether the ulterior motive of their "second job" is accelerating social mobility or soliciting future patients.
"The party doctor has a long weekend ahead of him. He is booked for surgery on Saturday morning and will be attending a pool party, that he promoted, on the same evening. His assistant recently informed me of this.
P.S: The price of admission is $50 if you're interested in attending the party."
A handy printable document that can get you out of life's most horrific situations
"Yo bro -- I need a doctors excuse because I went on a booze binge this weekend and missed three days of school. Know where I can get one?"
"Yeah brah, just hit up bestfakedoctornotes.com and print one out."