girlfriend duty

The term used to describe the actions of a girl (usually girlfriend) who helps out a guy in a situation where help is required, but he is too proud to ask for help from anyone else.

Jessica: I was helping Imran revise for his exam last night!
Oscar: Girlfriend duty!
Jessica: It's not girlfriend duty!
Everyone in earshot: Girlfriend duty!

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Call of Duty

to call of duty-to shoot someone
-to rape/cream/beat the shit out of someone

dave- *shoots ron in the face*
ron-ahh wtf?
luke-man, he just call of duty'd the shit outta you

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yard duty

While out-of-doors to smoke a marijauna cigarette.

"I think it's time for a little yard duty."
"If don't see me in 5 minutes, I'm on yard duty"

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floor duty

when you go to a friends house and you drop something edible on the floor, you have to pick it up and eat it REGARDLESS of the 4-second rule

Floor duty that, cuz I'm not throwing it away.

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Facebook duty

Facebook duty is

1: an individual who call off of work claiming illness or some other personal issues but is caught posting on facebook stating to the effects of " skipped out on work to go take my gf to McDonalds".

2: an individual who signs up for a tour in the armed forces reserve and is caught spending all most all his alleged time while on reserve duty pulling facebook duty.

3: an individual that calls off all appointments with friends and family just so he/she can play games and wax thier Epeen on facebook.

Friend 1:Did you hear andy got busted pulling facebook duty..

Friend 2: Yea well if he wouldnt post on facebook every hour that wouldnt of happened.

friend 1: Of course when you tell the boss that you would go hang out with them but you noshow and get busted online playing farmville.

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Call of Duty

Any overmilked franchise or product that comes out at least once a year. Used similarly to Cadillac.

The iPhone is the Call of Duty of smartphones.

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Call of Duty

The video game equivalent of a seagull that everyone throws food at despite it doing fuck all to deserve it,but we can't help feeding it.

Boy 1:What are you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: Playing Call of Duty
Boy 1: Bitch please, Battlefield could rek your arse any day.
Boy 2: Motherfucker, you're gonna need you're destructible environments to comprehend our might
Boy 3: Team Fortress 2 for the win.
Boy 1 & 2: You cheeky Cunt

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