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Enjoy their jokes
Assist them
Treat them right
Actually love them
Spend time with them
Support them
Everyone should settle down with a person and EAT ASS.
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1. Oral sex
2. An angry exclamation
1. I told my girlfriend to eat me because, for some stupid-ass reason, I don't like getting blown.
2. Old woman: Don't you dare curse at me boy!
Young guy: Eat me, you stupid old cunt!
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When an individual triumphantly consumes solids without the aid of limbs or hands.
"Dick Pullen's hands are currently dispatched elsewhere due to his love of Handless Eating. "
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to win incredibly, or to destroy an opponent.
"I ate their faces with those headshots!"
"I gonna eat your face!"
Zombies eat face.
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Performing cunilingus.
From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.
His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.
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To be exceptionally smug, full of oneself.
after that gummer i had a shit eating grin
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A phrase used to describe the act of swallowing semen.
Also known as an act of cannabalism that is viewed in a positive light.
It's what you tell the wife when she is getting mouthy about being hungry.
A term used to describe anyone that swallows jizz.
How to identify to your friends a person that swallows.
"Hey Carlos, why did you get married?" "That was easy, Kristina likes to "Eats the babies" after giving me head!"
The new supervisor at work is a dick, he likes to "Eat the babies" for sure.
My girlfriend is a mexican hater, she commits random acts of genocide by eating my babies!
Dr. Hannibal the cannibal lecter doesn't have shit on the sluts that Brian meets, those girls always "Eat the babies!"
Naughty Bob The Skipper is a queer, he eats his own babies!
Those two queers are off to have a baby buffet, they are gonna "Eat the babies!" for sure.
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