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a mystical beast often associated with mexican culture. thought to feast on the blood of goats, but is known to attack humans and small children. witness accounts are scattered, and a bit shaky, but the idea of el chupacabre is still thought of to be real.
a farmer wakes up in the morning to find all his goats killed, and drained of blood. he becomes incredibly angry and instantly blames the local cyotes or wild dogs.. but he is wrong.. el chupacabre has struck once again.. saucer tits!
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a little buzzed or prunk
Last night i went to a bumpin-ass party. I smoked an L, then later on drank sum gin n' juice and got el tipsy.
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a kid who rapes young girls and calls his victims "miss krisy kreme". he has a thing for jelly donuts and has no permanent friends. Once someone is his friend long enough, he rapes them up the butt hole. Then he cuts them up into pieces and puts them in his freezer. A few months later, he takes out the frozen body parts and grills them outside and feeds them to the entire neighborhood telling them it's kangaroo. If you ever encouter him, COVER YOUR BUTT AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
"OH NO!!! HERE COMES EL RAPADOR!!! COVER YOUR BUTTS AND HIDE THE women and children!!!"
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To call someone a God or Goddess of Awesomeness
Mike: Did you go to Franks Killer party last night?
Larry: Yeah man! Hes the El donkatorus!
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Often used in song or chants - it refers to men with the name Michael who have surpassed any reference point for amazingness and overall greatness. When a person is referred to as 'El Miguel' it is usually because of their high success rate in closing any female within a two block radius of the bar or club he is present at. Never aggressive and hardly passive, El Miguel usually swoons its prey by gauging their personality and morphing their own to match the ideal mate of said female. She is overwhelmed by their chemistry and El Miguel often wins over her friends within minutes - with the ability to effortlessly swap from target female to her friend without causing a stir.
Usually of Latin American descent, El Miguel are impulsive and often irrational but never encounter scenarios where they don't end up on top (literally and figuratively).
"Ellllll Miguel!"
"She really had no chance.. I mean.. it was El Miguel. Maybe I should have opened with that for clarification purposes."
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