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a mystical beast often associated with mexican culture. thought to feast on the blood of goats, but is known to attack humans and small children. witness accounts are scattered, and a bit shaky, but the idea of el chupacabre is still thought of to be real.
a farmer wakes up in the morning to find all his goats killed, and drained of blood. he becomes incredibly angry and instantly blames the local cyotes or wild dogs.. but he is wrong.. el chupacabre has struck once again.. saucer tits!
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a hot dog that has been in the rolling things at a convienience store for over a day and a half. very strange and mystical. often chosen by those weak, or in need of companionship.
a overweight man with a pony tail walks to the hot dog section. he looks sad and a bit depraved. he looks long and wisdomful at all the hotdogs. after much deciding, he chooses a haggered and disgruntled dog. he chose a basaard.
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