That's me. I saw many nice and not so nice things about my name and I really like the nice things. If anyone knows me, that would be funny.
1: what's your name
2: Elias Novakovits
THE HOTTEST FUCKING HUMAN YOU WILL EVER MEET. HE IS BETTER THAN YOU AT EVERYTHING, INCLUDING WIPING AFTER TAKING A SHIT BECAUSE YOU ARE SHIT COMPARED TO HIM. HE IS AT GOD LEVEL IN EVERY VIDEO GAME. AND DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU, UNLESS HE LIKES YOU. HE ALSO MIGHT BE AN FBOY SO WATCH OUT, AND DON'T FALL IN-LOVE WITH HIM BECAUSE OF HOW HOT HE IS. HE IS THE MOST MENTALLY & PHYSICALLY STRONG PERSON TO EVER EXIST. HE DOESN'T HAVE A GF THO BECAUSE HE IS ABOVE YOUR LEAGUE IN EVERY SINGLE WAY, SHAPE, OR FORM. IT IS A PROVEN FACT
LOOK AT HOW HOT ELIA SHEHADEH IS, I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FUCK HIM *SAD*. HE IS WAY!!!!!! OUT OF MY LEAGUE, I WISH I CAN BE HIS GF. BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST HUMAN TO EVER WALK THIS PLANET, OTHER THAN JESUS CHRIST
The master of Elias sool won. grandmaster of fart techniques. The master of farting
Person 1: do you know elias sool won
Person 2: eww thats a farting son of a bitch
Elias simmons farting, thats how you do it.
The most amazing person you will ever meet. The cutest, most adorable sweetest guy in the entire world. He cares about everyone so much, and is the most loving person ever. When you meet him you'll be like "Holy moly donut shop! I wanna marry this man RN!!" He's always making sure you know your worth. The second you meet him you'll immediately start simping. He'll give you so much love, and once you meet him, you will forever be content with life. :)
me: omg Elias Peter Gonzalez is just amazing
Everyone else: Ik, he's literally the best, I'm simping so hard.
He is the most amazing boy in the world. He's the best friend and the best boyfriend you can have. He's a cute but also sexy guy and his character is friendly. If you now him than never let him go. He loves pizza and netflix.
Omg who is this guy i wanna marry him? - Noah Elias
He's lost
Man, Nikolas Elias Timo-Bastian Ioannis Ionnis is really lost sometimes.
Turning up after 10AM to work.
Did you see that he came in at 10:43AM today? I guess he was doing an Elias.