Father roulette

You and all of your friends get together with a girl, jerk off into a cup, and then use a turkey baster to insert the cum in her vagina

You coming to the party? We are gonna play father roulette!

Father Bandles

Smol

Father Bandles is short as fuck.

Father Figure

A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.

Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.

Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.

den father

Kinky Boy Scout leader who preys on his Boy Scouts. He often takes advantage of his knot tying skills.

My 8 year old son enjoys personal quality time with his den father every Wednesday. When he comes home he often has abrasions on his wrists.

father of the bride

a man who has a special set of skills that may or may not include weapons training and who will protect his daughter at all costs if and when groom screws up

The father of the bride said he was going after the groom for making his daughter cry.

Father Gable

The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Father Gable.

Woman 1: "It's a bird."
Woman 2: "It's a plane."
Woman 3: "It's Father Gable. I'm creaming."

father to a t

A fat dad type. Father to a t is faT. Often used to discreetly make fun of someone for becoming a dad and getting wider.

A: dude what happened to bob after graduation? Ever since he married he’s unrecognizable
B: bob must be a father to a t