flunchle

Feeling happy for someone on their behalf.

Harry got laid last night, I am feeling very flunchle.

mumdem

A joke. Like, the worst joke anyone could make. A joke someone is proud of but is fucking abhorrent and they don't realise it because they're a dense motherfucker.

Man 1: "Hey, why did the chicken cross the road"?
Man 2: "Fuck off you fucking Mumdem."

Father Gable

The hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now. A silent guardian. A watchful protector. Father Gable.

Woman 1: "It's a bird."
Woman 2: "It's a plane."
Woman 3: "It's Father Gable. I'm creaming."

Beynon

To swim at an Olympic level with seemingly no effort.

Announcer: "Michael Phelps has just broken another Olympic world record. A true Beynon if ever there was one."