Folding Dishes

Code for jerking off

"hold on I'm folding dishes"

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Sitcom fold

This is the action of folding something in half once and just rolling it up the rest of the way as if you actually cared about folding it.

Derek: Dude, let's go. I'm about to just leave you here.

Mark: My girlfriend told me to fold this laundry.

Derek: Oh, come on! Just do a couple of sitcom folds and roll out!

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Veiny Fold

When a man cannot get an erection, he folds his flaccid penis in half and penetrates the vagina.

I couldn't get a boner last night because of the adderall I took, so I gave her the veiny fold.

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Folding chair

Sexual position in which your partner is bent in half while laying on their back, ankles and ears together, while sitting on their face.

"My back still hurts from that folding chair i did last week."

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imma fold you

The act of beating a niggas ass so hard the compress into a pile of clothes.

It is usually said after an acquaintance says something idiotic. Or someone wants to fight you. It is used aggressively and as fighting words

Nigga 1: Bruh your mama sucked my dick last night .

Nigga 2: Bruh put ya paws up imma fold yo ass.

ALT: Better scramble like an egg or imma fold you like an omlete.

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Fold a Fitted Sheet

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

Fluff and Fold

Dismember and break bones of the deceased, remove all traces, and discard in hefty bags.

How should we handle vic in the bedroom? Do the usual fluff and fold.

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