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Homemaker

A Person, usually a woman, who cares for her own home and family by cleaning, cooking nutritious meals, doing laundry, running errands, caring for pets, working with a budget, organizing, etc. She is her own boss and enjoys the freedom of creating her own schedule. She does not have time to be lazy.

She realizes the value of her unpaid job as a homemaker because it brings stability to the family and less stress for all.

by think free September 25, 2015

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Homemaker

Someone who makes homes, i.e. a carpenter; not as you may have heard from the PC Patrol a stay-at-home mom.

"I'm a homemaker!"
"No you're not, you're unemployed."

by JeremyWolf June 19, 2008

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Homemaker

a person who chooses to be permanently unemployed due to laziness, ugliness, incompetence in addition to contributing nothing to society. A parasite and a homemaker are identical.

Tara chose the most boring and meaningless life: she is a homemaker.

by Sha Dow January 20, 2013

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homemaker

Somebody who converts people to homosexuality. Usually by either being that attractive or by being really bad at sex.

You are such a homemaker Josh. That girl you use to go out with is now a lesbian!

by Jilhad September 3, 2007

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displaced homemaker

a useless bitch who got divorced

As a displaced homemaker who had spent her adult life "working" at home, Tina suddenly realized the only job she could do in the real world was answering phones.

by astro_man23 January 27, 2010

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Jenny Homemaker

1. One who religiously follows the life and work of Martha Stewart, except for the stint in prison insider trading.
2. Derogatory term for lower-class teenage girl destined to get married, have children and abandon any hope of a career.

I dun' know 'bout this Particle Physics thang, Lurlene, all I know's is you drop those booksmarts 'n' y'all'd make a purty fine Jenny Homemaker some day, y'hear?

by resindawg June 30, 2003

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Jenny Homemaker

The 50's version of the soccer mom

Martha Stewart

by Shawn B. August 2, 2003

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