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off like a Jewish foreskin

About to leave or take off.

Refers to a circumsized penis, where the foreskin has been removed or taken "off".

It was great seeing you guys, but I really have to catch my bus, so I'm off like a Jewish foreskin.

by andycash May 16, 2006

38πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Rocket Wrist Foreskin Ripper

The act of jerking one off in a very fast motion while ripping the victims foreskin from excessive force.

Vadim ripped Brodies foreskin while jerking him off. hes a rocket wrist foreskin ripper.

by JRHahaha July 3, 2012

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Long Foreskin Energy (LFE)

Long Foreskin Energy is the complete insecurity of not meeting other people’s benchmarks β€” wealth, intelligence, beauty etc due to the shame/perception of not having been circumcised. To lack so much self-worth that it requires making up an entire life’s worth of stories (such as being Jewish, only to later claim that you meant you were β€œJew-ish”) in order to fit in.

George Santos has Long Foreskin Energy (LFE).

by Cut__Guy January 8, 2023

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


off like a Jewish foreskin

A Jewish foreskin or Jew's foreskin is always off, therefore the expression is a very definite one about being off on one's way or just in a generally off condition.

It is time that i was on my way, so I am off like a Jewish foreskin. (or Jew's foreskin)

by Roderick O'Donnell July 30, 2006

13πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Rougher than a badger's foreskin

A term used to describe a state of being hungover or generally suffering the aftereffects of a period of alcohol intoxication.

Ben: Hey man, you hangin'?
Tom:Yeah, I'm like, rougher than a badger's foreskin
Ben: Haa, lightweight!

by J-Doggster February 27, 2011

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Drier than a camels foreskin

When something is so dry it can be compared to the dryness of a camels foreskin in the dessert heat.

β€œI’m so thirsty, my mouth is drier than a camels foreskin”

by OCarroll16 April 15, 2021


I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

by Part Walker April 15, 2008

86πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž