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a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.
You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?
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A condom that is flavoured and/or brightly coloured.
Britney wouldn't let me fuck her coz i didn't have a funky dunky with me.
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A female with an odor coming from the vaginal area that is not appealing.
That girl I met last night was a "funky bitch"!
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An especially creative sex session, often involving moves or positions not typically used during sex or perhaps an unconventional location.
We did it half dressed in an art gallery bathroom. The whole time we talked about mid 1800's French culture or poodles. Needless to say, it was a real funky fuck.
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The song played by the ska band The Miasmics It is also refered to as the White Man's dance because only white people are kool enough to do it.
The Miasmics played the Funky Dance at the cafe the other night.
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Seventies dance routine including much armpit-scratching, chest-beating and arm-dangling in the manner of a gibbon. The Goodies were the start and finish of this short-lived craze.
"Let your arms go limp like a big babboon, get ready to sing this gibbon tune!"
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where you are doing a silly man moment or retard vibes and your bones start to rattle. you lose control and the funky funk takes over. you are the funky funk. i am the funky funk. we are the funky funk. first it starts with ur head dancing along. and then it takes over. he has consumed u. u are no more funky funk is here to stay.
Me: OH SHIT OH FUCK HELP HELP!
friend: Bro whats up chill
Me: FUNKY FUNK!
Friend: what are u saying *steps closer*
Me: FUNKY FUNK HAS TAKEN OVER
*friend gets consumed by funky funk*
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