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political fabrication by those lusting for inordinate control
see also: fascist strategems
It's the sun, stupid.
As the sun's myriad of natural cycles approach intersection solar output increases radically thereby heating planets proportionally. Unfortunately some deem this solar warming a global warming crisis irrationally insisting it be man made all the while ignoring the ONE source of heat in the proximate cosmos. These people are oft refered to as the cult of manmadeglobalwarning. Well before the dawn of man there were numerous ice ages and global warmings.
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The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
Global Esports is one of the oldest esports orgs in India still standing strong. Conceptualised in a garage in India, they grew their presence across multiple gaming titles like Overwatch, Fortnite, CSGO, Valorant and even represented India internationally at the world stages.
Bro check this out, it's so cool! Oh of-course, it's Global Esports.
An excuse for fucking up in a huge way.
I made a mistake, I fucked up, I don't want to accept responsibility for my actions so I'm going to claim Transient Global Amnesia and act like the whole thing never happened.
like when the world be global warming yhu day it need to gobal colding
“they can help that its global warming”
“it need to be global colding”
Reyster Yton, the multitalented Filipino idol, has been given the title "Global Visual" by Dispatch and his fans.
He earned this title because of his mesmerizing visuals and commanding stage presence. People who have seen him in person say he looks unreal and captivating
He is a member of rthe global pop group, HORI7ON. It is a group that formed through ABS-CBN's idol reality-survival show Dream Maker
Who is the Global Visual? It's none other than Reyster!
The Global Visual has arrived! Let's say hello to Reyster.
Reyster looks stunning! He is, indeed, a Global Visual.
Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.
“Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”