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The act of ejaculating on a woman's chest and then lovingly cleaning it off by hosing it down with urine.
Fred couldn't help but need to give his girlfriend Joyce a golden snowplow after he jazzed on her creamy white lady love lumps.
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A male penis that can remain fully erect for unusually long periods of sexual intercourse without medical or technological aid, can cum on command, and can become erect again within minutes. Abbreviation: GC
I'm so tired last night I had the most amazing GC, Golden Cock!
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A cup of urine frozen into a thin circular layer that can be slipped under an annoying neighbor's door. When melted, leaves a permanent smell in carpet that cannot be removed. Discs are best produced following a night of heavy drinking, and are considered the ultimate in cold revenge.
In planning his revenge on his apartment complex arch-nemesis, Julian waited until a night of heavy drinking to manufacture the Golden Disc that he would cunningly slip under Do's door.
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Dude, I was down in my girl's golden valley last night..I could eat that shit for hours!
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The stand of the main character Giorno Giovanna from part 5 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind. This stand is a close range stand and has the ability to turn any inanimate object into a living creature such as frogs. It also has the ability to boost the senses of any living being it punches. This will cause the being's mind to be accelerate, making the body of the being not being able to keep up with the mind.
At the end of the part Giorno gains access to Golden Experience Requiem. This stand is much more powerful than the original and gains access to a new ability. This ability allows Giorno to reset anything that it punches. Giorno uses this ability to cause the main antagonist of the part to be put in infinite state of death. Being reset and brought back to life only to die instantly.
Person 1: What is your favorite stand in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
Person 2: I personally like Golden Experience due to Golden Experience Requiem being so overpowered
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A stream of golden liquid comes streaming from the genitalia onto or into another person. For sexual pleasure, humiliation, or cleansing purposes. Often associated with 'Golden Oldies' because it is such a primitive thing to do. However, it predates the golden oldies. It predates the wheel. It probably predates the universe.
Unga: unk unk booga unk bog stump!
(I gotta take a leak babes, and I'm super-horny, and you smell a lil funky. Can I give you a golden shower)
Nunga: unk lunga stumhu plk
(Oh my god you're such a cocky bastard! That's so sadistic, primitive and sick, you perve! I'm staying at my mothers! Don't even dare calling me!)
Many centuries later
Jon: my dearest lover. Thy hair floweth down thine supple back as urine down the recipent of a shower of gold
Dee: ew. I feel sick now. Goodnight
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When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.
He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!
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