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Wild, swift, hoofed mammal of southern and eastern Africa. Commonly known as 'zebra' these black and white striped animals are also found in zoo's.
"Mommy can we go see the oreo-horse?"
A metaphorical human version of blinders, headwear that blocks off a horses peripheral vision so they dont get distracted. This is most often used when someone is oblivious to something important or obvious.
I waved said hi to Mike. But he stormed past without even seeing me. He had his horse goggles on.
When a gentleman caller tries to impress his female counter-part by engaging in behavior that would typically be more understated in normal situations.
Kevin: Look at Matt yelling at the TV like an idiot. He barely even likes baseball.
Ray: I know. He's just show-horsing because his girlfriend is here.
Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.
Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
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Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
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Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!
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When two people or horses put their necks together to simulate hugging as a horse would.
I'm going to give you a horse hug with my neck.
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A large insect that will bite you at the first opportunity. They are a half inch to an inch long, triangular, and carnivorous. When they bite you they take out a chunk of flesh and inject venom. The area around the bite will hurt for around five days.
Sarah got bitten by a horse fly, and found it painful to walk for a week.
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Having multiple stacks of money so tall they could clog the esophagus of the domesticated four-footed mammal from the equine family.
You're not a horse choker unless you have multiple stacks because you must be willing to sacrifice a stack to choke the horse and still have enough money after to choke a horse.
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