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Guy 1: Man did you see that block by Dwight Howard?!
Guy 2: Yeah, almost as sick as his dunk in the 2008 dunk contest!
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The greatest DJ who ever lived. Period.
The only man with any guts to stand-up to the Powers-That-Be and tell the uncensored truth!
The first truly alternative morning radio show worth listening to, as compared to the "Morning Zoo Crews."
The only one worth listening to.
The ONE!
"Howard Stern has the distinct honor of having a public rest-room named after him on the Jersey Turnpike!"
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One of the biggest icons of the entertainment industry and someone who really revolutionized comedy.
People with no brain will call him "a loser who is ugly and says stupid things..." etc. but they miss the point that:
a)it is hard to call a man who is a radio legend and multi multi millionaire a "loser"
b)the man knows he is ugly and says stupid things, that is what his comedy is based on: stupid and controversial topics.
He is an unlikely celebrity and represents the underdog rather than being a complete fraud like many celebrities. so if you don't like him then go fucking pop in a Julia Roberts movie while listening to a Madonna or Cher album becuase obviously you don't like honesty
DOUCHEBAGS
Howard Stern has ruled the radio airwaves for over 20 years
If you list the biggest comedy genius of all time you cannot leave Howard off that list
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Russell Howard is a British comedian who appears regularly on the show 'Mock The Week.' Put frankly, he is pathetic.
He almost never comes up with any new things to say. After the 1000th time he repeats a Bin Laden joke you just turn the television off and wonder why this Goverment approved Rent Boy was allowed to be on 'Mock The Week' let alone have his own show. Don't get me started on his annoying twitch. He's so Politically Correct it makes me sick. He's constantly talking about how much he wants to suck Obama's cock and nibble on his ballsack. If there was a show entitled 'Russell Howard gets executed' I would definitley watch it. That's what I call entertainment.
Bob: Oh look it's Russell Howard and he's constantly refreshing the page on Urban Dictionary and voting this definition down.
Jim: Oh is he that really gay comedian? I heard that his family wrote all the 'good' definitions about him.
Russell Howard: I'M NOT LOOKING AT OBAMA'S PIECE OF PORK! but I am common slime.
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Former Leader of the Australian conservative party;
Prime-minister of Australia 1996-2007
Brought the country out of recession and made it into a prominent member of the global community during his term in office.
The victim of a smear campaign regarding his IR laws, funded by people who lost money as a direct result of his IR laws (union leaders).
Now regarded as the devil by those ignorant enough to believe what they see on television without checking wikipedia first.
Neglectful of the environment in favour of economic concern.
Didn't say sorry
Strengthened bonds with the USA, which was a good thing until Bush got into office.
Really needed to trim his eyebrows
Resembles Mr. Sheen
People with an extreme view of John Howard need to look back and see where they got their information.
Man1: "John Howard was such a liar-yesman-spineless-slimy rat!"
Man2: "Arent all politicians?"
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A man who came from nothing. Truly a rags to riches story. Grew up in the slums of Brazil and moved to the United States when he was 11. He mastered the art of glass blowing, among other types of blowing. He became the first gold medal winner in the olympics for blowing.
You could say the other players sucked, or rather, got sucked. His life story is an inspirational one, and he recently received the medal of freedom from Donald J Trump, the big man himself.
Gay club owner: “Did you see that boy walkin’ down the street?”
Employee: “Yeah, that was Aiden Howard, four time gold medal winner in blowing!”
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When you block someone's attempt to throw something,shoot a basket,or anything like that.Based off of Dwight Howard's amazing and often times humiliating (for the other guy) defense.
Bro A:"Toss me a soda,bro."
Bro B:"Comin' right up." *tosses a can of Dr. Pepper to Bro A*
Bro C.*Smacks it out of the air* "Dwight Howard!"
Bros A and B: *Surprised*
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