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Old white folks from Iowa that will just keep on talking to you. Doesn't matter if you have to leave they are gonna keep talking.
We were going to leave but we couldn't because she was an Iowa rambler
A ruse performed out of casual self-interest. Mildly disrespectful. Always successful.
"So he found buried treasure while he was digging around in someone else's yard. Get this: he left it there, came back, and bought the property!"
"That's an old Iowa trick, friend."
A small iowa town in Tweaker Valley, Where the neighbors sweep the front yard, mow the yard at 2am and have a race track in the backyard.
"Hey man, where have you been?" "Im just coming back from Delphos Iowa after pick up a gram"
The act of putting soup in your romantic partners asshole, and then having them blast it on to your face. Usually a sexual act.
Mark: Hey man what happened to my Campbells Chicken Noodle?
Steve: Oh sorry man, Becky came over and gave me an Iowa City Gimlet with it.
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A very small Iowa town that sucks the souls from those who habitate there. Quite possibly the gateway to Hell. Also known as, "Haverhell".
"I lived in Haverhill, Iowa for a few years and surprisingly made it out alive... My heart is still beating, but most of my soul was destroyed by Haverhell".
Birmingham is a small town in the southeast part of iowa. It has like 500 people in it. Everyone knows everyone.
"I'm going to Birmingham Iowa"
"Why? There's nothing to do there!"
Lenox has some of the most badass highschoolers who like to go out and party, Lenox is pretty boring but one of the best small towns. FBGM
He goes to Lenox, Iowa? Damn he’s a Badass isn’t he...