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A youtuber who is trying to rise in popularity
A great YouTube Chanel is Ivan Faul Play
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A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
our great lord and saviour ivan zy vf fang has nefariously goofy hair covered by a goofy ahh hat. He is the slayer of shafidi and the boyfriend of jayden "cliffjumper" chen. His rizz in real life with other men correlates to his lack of skill in video games. He is the epitome of eternal virginity and would do anything to get laid. He likes his cars like he likes his women, less than 5 years old. The sheer mass of his calves indicates that he likes feet and knees and that he only works legs in the gym in order to give good footjobs.
Look at that goofy ahh nefarious haircut that ivan zy vf fang has.
Gotta send any ivan full titty pics <3
Today’s Send ivan Titty pics day <3, gotta send now
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Extension upon the rudeboy's favourite sign off "dan".
"Yo comin for a balze later innit dan"
becomes:
"Shall we partake in the smoking of the finest Marijuana later, Ivan-Dan-Dean-Roy?"
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term to use if someone is gay ASFFFFFFFF
That sam kid is kinda gay he might be ivan silva.
He is The Man. The real all in one.
He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.
Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him