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The possible, if not probable, aftereffect on one's peen of having sex with a lady during her special lady time.
"I thought it was a voodoo curse, but turns out I just got ketchup chipped."
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The Ketchup kiss is when a women on her period applys her menstral "juices" on another womens lips creating a lip- stick like substance.
Judy was nervous before the big party because she forgot her lip-stick but thankfully Carol could help. Being on her period Carol dipped her finger in her own "ink" and carefully applied it to Judy's puffy lips.
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A food-based euphemism to replace "being on the rag"... Meant to elicit thoughts of the moon and its phases
Woman: "I'm in full ketchup phase, but it will soon be waning."
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A used tampon that has been placed only to be found unexpectedly by someone.
I tossed out my credit card statement, by mistake, so I sorted through the trash and found my girlfriends Ketchup-pack.
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The act of using fast-food ketchup as lubricant during homosexual rectal intercourse.
"Daniel enjoyed secretive ketchup romp's in public bathrooms."
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A girl named Madison who has their period.
people: Its madison ketchup haha.
Madison: At least im going through puberty.
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Putting ranch dressing on everything, doesn't matter what it is nor the fact that you didn't even taste the food beforehand.
Because the food that someone had growing up or while away at college, either tasted so bad, or was such poor quality, that they had to hide the taste with something else in order to make it palatable and they couldn't afford to not eat it.
i.e. ranch dressing or ketchup on burnt or over-cooked anything.
They also, in turn, have gotten conditioned to eating this way so they still have to do this to almost all food they consume.
Person 1: I NEED some ranch dressing for this.
Person 2: You didn't even try it first, you might like its natural taste.
Person 1: I like the natural taste of ranch dressing. I drown everything I eat in white trash ketchup!
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