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If a female were to have a front wedgie, the female version of a mooseknuckle.
I let my yoga-pants wearing girlfriend ride my horse, and when she got off she had the biggest llama hoof I ever saw. It put every cameltoe I ever saw to shame!
Smart llama~a llama that drinks tea ☕️
Teacher "Jeff what's 2+2?"
Jeff the smart llama"the right answer to the question"
Teacher "you've been drunk ur tea haven't you..😏"
flicking a males nutsack and then being ejaculated on.
Dude last night she was punching a llama and it got real messy
An epic beast that is too epic to be portrayed in mythology. It breathes fire, farts bubbles, and eats skittles.
Sex, drugs and rock and roll.
A comic/cartoon character with ass cheeks on its face instead of normal cheeks.
Broquips, you see/read that new cheeky llama shit yet?
Nah nigga is it that fire?
When you are eating a girl out who doesn't have a shaved pussy, and is in fact as hairy as a llama.
Guy 1: Man I ate my girlfriend out for the first time, she is hairy as a llama down there!
Guy 2: So you did a nomma llama?
Guy 3: I think it spit back at me