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The man is laying down, one leg up, pelvis thrusted, and the woman is just going crazy
Hubert, come over here and give me an arkansas laser pointer!
Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.
My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .
knows you are aware of its existance and is en-route to your house.
laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster
knows you are aware of his existence is currently en-route to your house.
the laser trex is coming, you can't run, it's faster
Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution, what could it mean?
P1: ayoo Jim check out thi-Laser caution
Jim: Laser caution laser caution