The Hours Later Suprise Snack

When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...

Mij, you hungry..
Nope, just found The Hours Later Suprise Snack..

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See you later Raccoon

A reinvented way of saying the classic fraise “see you later alligator”, see you later raccoon is a cool, stylish and trendy way to say goodbye

“See you later raccooon” “ hope to see you later raccoon”

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i’ll pay you back later.

i won’t pay you back and you can go fuck yourself.

hey bro, could you pick up the check? i’ll pay you back later.

I'll Kill You Later Smile

The smile parents give their kids when they fuck around in public but the parents can't kill their kid yet.

Joshua broke a can of tomato sauce at the grocery store so his mom gave him an I'll Kill You Later Smile before calling over an employee.

No later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday

To do something soon, but still done at one's leisure. Usually, the task is of mild importance, but not critical.

I need the money for the cable bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.

Can you get me that report no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday?

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virgin 9 kids later

Heavy Evey is still a virgin, eventhough she been married for over 40 years.

how bout, my mother evey is still a virgin, 9 kids later.

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Yo holmes, smell you later

Something that you would find if you scan the QR Code in the Among Us Polus map Scan Boarding Pass. Probably an easter egg placed by the game developers :)

I scanned the QR Code and it read: Yo holmes, smell you later

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