mowing the lawn

The art of tearing off another persons pubic hairs with ones teeth until there is nothing left but teeth marks and a rash.

He was mowing the lawn with her until the mower got got on the hose.

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Lawn job

The female equivalent of a blow job.

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.

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Fort Lawn

The smallest speck on the South Carolina map.
Where our biggest attraction is a Dollar General.
When you go through this town, DON'T BLINK!!
Oh dang, you just missed it.

"I live in Fort Lawn."

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Biker Lawn

the act of having a front yard party & upon finishing your drinks, throwing your empties across the front lawn so as to attract a passing or drive-by audience to join in. Generally applies to citizens of low populate area to create a rent-a-crowd atmosphere.

Hey Krystal, you see the biker lawn down at the point tonite? Its brutal, but we're out and about, lets grab a two four & drive by...ayy

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mowing the lawn

masturbating with a vibrator

bad vibrators are as loud as a lawn-mower sometimes

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Lawn-Chair

Camping in COD with a launcher. Thus, lawnchair. Punny eh?

AH SHIT. the guy is lawn-chairing around the corner. lawnchair

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Brown Lawn

lighting a chick's bush on fire and patting it out real quick just to give it a lite singe.

we were dripping hot wax on each other's bushes, and I accidently caught hers on fire.....resulting in a brown lawn.

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