The Leaf Joke

Originally referring to a specific joke (where a leaf has no money for a taxi), the term "leaf joke" now applies to any lame joke that you and your friends tell to outsiders, laugh at, and pretend is funny.

This results in a lot of confusion by the outsider, and they'll think they've missed the point... and typically laugh so they look like they "get it".

The Leaf Joke (ending):... and the dim sim said "No"

Your friends: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Outsider: (what??) Oh! Yeah! hahaha!!!

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leaf way

The COOLEST way of doing something. One where you sit around and just think and think of the best way until the most perfect answer comes.

The guy that built this amazing architecture would sit around for days thinking about it before executing. He took his time and did it the leaf way.

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Leafing Off

When some one tells you a sarcastic remark or comment and you respond in a way that you think is funny/cheeky but does the opposite. It makes you seem weird/humourless/stupid/full of yourself/ a wanna-be etc

Sam: I am so much more talented then her!
Dan: and have you ever been on t.v?

Sam: I model and dance and omg I do soo much work its crazy I am like the next new thing! I am like the greatest people should just love me! bla bla blaa.
Dan: uhh, right.. Stop leafing off.. learn to take a joke.

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Leaf Face

When you're so shit-faced that you pass out in your yard.

Corbin: Man, George had major leaf face last night.
Martin: Damn straight.

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Snow Leaf

A Coca plant. Comes from how Cocaine is called "Snow" and the fact Cocaine is created by chemically altering the plants' leaves.

Cocaine = Snow
Plant = Leaf
Snow Leaf = Coca Plant

'Nuff Said.

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g-leaf

someone that thinks they are a gangster but really theyre just a twat, mainly a wigga

look at that white boy dressed in a tracksuit talking like a black man, what a g-leaf

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Smelling the Leaf

1When used in situations where the stakes are dire, 'Smelling the Leaf' would mean that you are taking the easy way out, and that you would rahter risk your whole life to just a simple thing such as that situation.

2However, when used in light-hearted situations, it would mean something less severe, like ending a conversation or as comic relief.

1 Hey, Dude... I don't want to get mu shit stolen by these Niggaz, so I'm gonna have to be smelling the leaf on this one.

2 This conversation is over, now let's have afternoon tea and we'll smell the leaf.

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