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(Chiefly British/UK) Usually seen during the workday and at weekends in Kwik Fit, Halfrauds or other tyre fitting places, making cups of tea for those who are older and more qualified. Easily spotted by the cubic zirconium earrings in each ear, weasly voice, small frame, and for their fondness for wearing vests - despite having no muscle definition.
Heard a Lemon Lad in Kwik Fit: "Oyy ma'e.. nice car ma'e... evah considered putting ladies tights over the rear lights and some Diamante earrings on the wing mirrors? Would look mint!"
Agent Lemon is an extracted form of cough syrup for the purpose of harvesting a concentrated amount of the dissociative drug, dextromethorphan (DXM), and is so named because if its use of lemon juice in the extraction process.
Using ammonia, lemon juice, and naphta, they proceded to trip out for an extended period of time off their Agent Lemon.
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To understand this term it's good to know what the individual words mean in the context that they are in.
Yaoi is the Japanese word for male homosexuality. Put simply it means "gay". The word is actually an acronym that comes from the Japanese phrase, "YAma nashi, Ochi nashi, Imi nashi." meaning no climax, no point, no meaning. Yaoi has also come to describe a particular genre of Japanese shows (anime) and comics (manga) that depict male homosexual relationships. These types of shows are becoming increasingly popular among (mostly) female fans of anime and manga. Fans of yaoi often take their favorite male characters, from any anime or manga, and pair them together (regardless of sexual orientation in the original story).
The second word, lemon, is a term used amongst the fanifiction community. Quite frankly it means that there will be a graphic sex scene in any story designated as a lemon. These types of stories would be ratedp either NC-17 or X by the MPAA. Usually authors will inform the reader of any lemons at the beginning of a story. Lemons refer to any type of sexual activity that includes penetration of some sort. Another term that is used alongside lemon is "lime". This is simply a less graphic description of sexual acts. These stories usually do not go further than heavy petting. Lime's are also more commonly referred to as "shonen-ai" meaning boy's love in Japanese.
So if we combine the two words the meaning is: a story that graphically describes the sexual acts of two male participants whose characters usually come from Japanese anime of manga. Typically these types of stories focus completely on the sex scenes and consist of little-to-no actual plot.
A yaoi lime: "Sasuke grabbed Naruto and desperately pressed his lips against the other boy. He could already feel himself growing excited and began to grind against Naruto."
A yaoi lemon: "Sasuke quickly shoved his cock into Naruto's ass hitting the fox boy's prostate and making him moan."
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A musical project and band made by our god, Neil Cicierega, in 2003. Not to be associated with the FNF monster.
Person 1: "lemon demon"
Person 2: "yes."
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V. (or lemon smashing) Going chatroulette.com or omegle.com and successfully tricking random strangers (or your friends) into going on to lemonparty.org and get a reaction.
Stranger: Hey, do you know any cool games?
You: Oh yea! Go on to lemonparty.org. It's a lemon smashing game. It's pretty cool. I play it all the time!
Stranger: Oh sounds cool, wait.
Stranger: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? EWW!
or
Matt: Dude I totally lemon smashed Stephen last night!
Damian: Oh man really? What was his reaction?
Matt: He totally flipped out!!
or
Logan: Hey man do you wanna go smashing lemons?
Mark: Oh man totally! I can't believe people are gullible enough to go on it!
Logan: I know!
Lemon Gin a.k.a. "The Panty Remover" is an alcoholic drink made from gin and a bunch of sugar. For some reason when women of any ange consume this draught, they have the incredible urge to skin any male or female in sight.
"I keep a pint of Tom Collins Lemon Gin in my trunk at all times...just in case."
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1. The second music project by Neil Cicierega, best known for his song "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny".
2. That monster guy from Friday Night Funkin', which has the nickname "Lemon Demon" despite him not even being a lemon, just shaped like one.
I love Lemon Demon! He makes the best songs!
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