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The fluids secreted by the vagina that lubricate the penis during sexual intercourse that seemingly have no correct scientific designation.
Last night I was making out my mom and it got pretty intense. Her panties were soaked with love lube.
Cool story, bro.
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Socks! (Because they make your feet slippery.)
"You've got odd foot lube on today."
"Yeah, I couldn't find any pairs."
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As we know, Reubankle sufferers are extremely protective about their feet, often going to extremes in order to prevent people from setting their eyes on these elusive objects of rapine.
The Reubix Lube was developed as a method of appeasing the anguish of these people. It is a combonation of an extremely pungent and strong lubricant and a very tight casing about the foot, oft refered to as a shoe, closed and tightened by means of a combonation lock.
These combonation lock shoes are savagely difficult to remove and are thus often worn for long periods of time and in times when shoes would normally be an inconvenience. In the shower for example, or when having sexual intercourse.
The lubricant was developed for the sole purpose of getting the combonation lock shoes on and off. It is of great strength and has been known to have been of use in a number of other applications. Prising a beer from another's hand for example. It is also an immense health hazard, as swallowing even one drop can cause ones insides to become outsides.
"Hank stole my pie and refused to let go of it, so I prised it out of his hand with a drop of Reubix Lube. However, after eating my pie I had to knape for three weeks."
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lubing up your dick by fucking a loose butt hole, then immediately fucking her pussy
I bucked her ass so hard she shit all over my dick, so then I used her shit for lube, and crammed it in her pussy until I nutted like a racehorse
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The art of someone shitting on someone’s dick and then aggressively being anally fucked afterwards
Friend: Do you have any lube?
Friend 2: No, I just get her to Serbian Lube me up
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When you are fucking a large man or women and just before you nut, you pull out and go balls deep in their bell button and " Lube the lint cave".
I was banging this chick and just before I finished, i pulled out and "lubed the lint cave"
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A hybrid of the popular reach around penis grab. This occurs when a female reaches between a males legs from behind and begins to grip and rub the penis. Done over clothes and results in a penis erection. Usually done as a mating ritual to see if the male "sizes up" so to speak.
Jenny is giving Earl a reverse Jiffy Lube. That lucky S.O.B.
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