Peanut M&M

A sex act where the man dips his testicles in liquefied chocolate and the woman sucks the chocolate off while giving him a handjob.

Zoe was going to give Zane a Peanut M&M but the chocolate fountain was broken.

Man that girl Zoe gives a mean Peanut M&M.

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:m

An msn messenger shortcut for the wiggly eyebrowed emoticon which has come into popular use in other online/text chat situations even when not attached to the actual image. Used either when 1. bragging about something that you know will piss the viewer off immensely or 2. used with sarcastic cyber sex connotations.
3. Can be used on it's own for comic effect.

1. hey man, i got £50 from my dad last night, just for washing his car :m

2. hey sexy :m

3. :m :m :m

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Red M&M

A virgin anal cavity on a homosexual man

Fred: Why did Zach break up with you?
Gerald: He said he only dates red M&Ms , not sluts.

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m&m

Miserable Motherfucker

He is such a miserable motherfucker

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Ass M & M’s

aka dingleberries : little balls of toilet paper matted into the pubic/asshole hairs after wiping.

“I was gonna go down on my girl untill I realized there were Ass M & M’s everywhere!“

Brown M&M

The M&M Wilbur Soot wants to f*ck

“I wanna f*ck the brown M&M”
-Wilbur soot

m²

a very large and jolly mentally ill man who is an excellent masseuse and can unleash the fury at anytime. beware of the fury.

"Hey m², unleash the fury!"

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