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Mommy magitha is super cool and hot, she is always very mommyish and is my mommy
Referring to a photo that was taken at a bad angle or low lighting that you wouldn’t voluntarily post. A photo that was taken by your mother and posted on Facebook. An embarrassing photo
I saw your mommy pic on Facebook! You look so innocent and happy.
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The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.
Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*
The one and only Ei and who I simp for in Genshin impact
Me: I Just pulled electro mommy!
Other guy: which one?
Me: Obviously Ei you dumb mf..
Pitbull owners who think themselves as "mothers" to their dog "child". Often used when referring to bad Pitbull owners whom use their pet to boost their ego, viewing themselves as saviors to what they think is an "unloved" dog breed.
"I have a feeling that Pit Mommy's dog is going to maul her soon."
The female version of a Sugar Daddy.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.
"Mommy method going up tap in"